I am 99% sure I brushed my teeth with shaving cream this morning.
I grabbed my toothbrush, wet the bristles, and stuck it in my mouth without looking at it. All of a sudden my mouth was filled with white foam and I started violently gagging. It took several rinses and many Dove chocolate eggs to get the taste out of my mouth. And yes, the toothbrush went in the trash can.
Ryan apparently made more of a mess than he normally does when he shaved this morning.
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